The Modern Curmudgeon

I wish my poor wife would get better

But I don't think our two kids will let her

Since they don't turn off

She's still got a bad cough

I swear, it's like they're out to get her.

"I'm going to work" he explained The shirt he'd put on that day "Well you look to me Quite like a worker bee" "Actually, Dad, he said, "worker A."

Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?

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