Wednesday, March 25, 2009

For Men Only (on the eve of my first post-40 physical), 3/25/09

The thought of it's really quite heinous
But the doctors insist to maintain us
That they have to shove
First a hand in a glove
Then a finger up into your anus.



I know I'm not a man (at least, I don't THINK I am), but that might just be the best of your repertoire so far. Sorry about the inspiration, though. (And btw, try being female and going to a gynecologist around the time you hit puberty. Penetration outside of a committed and loving relationship is just...never fun. At least for most!) XO

Jon Sherman said...

Thanks! Rite of passage, rite of passage...