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Dead Again.

As this strike goes on, we frequently confront the “marketplace” argument against us. Roughly, it goes something like this: “if writers think they deserve more, then they should just write better scripts, for which the marketplace – studios and networks – will pay them more.” Let me tell you a little story about how it doesn’t work that way. In 1990 I was barely out of college and already I’d had more luck in Hollywood than many people have their whole lives.    I was working as an assistant at Paramount, for a production company called Triangle.    Now, as you know from high school geometry, triangles have three vertices.    In the case of Triangle Entertainment, one of those vertices was Paramount, one of them was Bob Broder, and the final vertex was the successful little writing/directing team of Glen Charles, Les Charles, and Jim Burrows. By 1992 I had an agent.    I was taking meetings.    I was on my way.    It was an auspicious start. One of my meetings was at MTV ( a tiny littl

The Future Is Already Here.

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One day, we'll all get our TV this way:   Pioneer, the manufacturer, says: Once you have subscribed to a channel on SyncTV, you can download as many current and classic TV shows from that channel as you want, with many of the TV shows including every episode of every season. Our choice of channels is 'a la carte' so you only need to subscribe to the channels you love and let the entertainment begin! And then  you know what would begin?   The studios would claim they didn't owe the writers, actors, or directors any residuals on these shows, because they're not being broadcast, they're downloads -- being delivered over the Internet.  And if the studios don't have an contract with the WGA that requires them to pay for programs delivered over the Internet, what do you think they'll do? And that's why we're still on strike.  

Jon Sherman, Crimestopper!™

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Strangest thing happened today. Okay, maybe not that strange, given that our precious little privileged subset of Venice is surrounded by territory that's largely considered gang territory, but still -- strange for me. I stopped a burglary. Not a big burglary. There were no jewels or cars or government secrets involved. It was a bike. My wife's bike, actually, a gift I'd given her a few years back. A cool pink beach cruiser that sits near the opening of our garage -- a garage which, as a rule is always closed unless we're actually going in or out of it. Except for today. The kids were napping, and as the garage sits directly below our 3 year-old's room, my wife opted to leave it open until she went out to the market, as the opening/closing of the garage door can be a little noisy. She actually said to me, "it's okay, right -- it's probably safe, don't you think?" And my answer was yes. Because our neighborhood is safe. Our neighbors lea

Sonnet I Couldn’t Fit On My Picket Sign

Executives, whom lately we have ankled: What occupies you now, in your desk chairs? Does your telephone’s vile silence have you rankled? Are you experts now at minesweeper, solitaire? And have you, like I, begun even to miss The meetings we both knew were wasted breath? Where drunk on free Crystal Geyser I would kiss Your ass and say to you, “I love ‘Til Death!” We trudge in circles now, perchance we think Of pilots we could pen, screenplays to spec. Then we dismiss them and go look up Nikki Finke On our iPhones… no new news… and on we trek. Were I to pitch this quarrel as a TV show I’d say, “think 30 Rock meets The Sopranos .” by Jon Sherman (with apologies to Nicholas Weinstock )

We won!

I'm pleased and proud to inform you that Zach was the "Grand Prize Winner" in the Modern Mom "Kids Who Rock" video contest. Thanks to everyone who voted, and here's his winning entry:

Roger Trevanti Explains It All

Truly Fantastic.

VOTE FOR ZACH!

My son's a finalist in this online video contest -- vote early, vote often (seriously, you can vote once a day).

Americans Seven Times More Likely to Back WGA as Studios

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4 9% of Americans who are familiar with the Writers Guild of America’s strike say they’re on the writers’ side; 7% say they’re behind the studios. Research conducted nationwide November 27, 2007.  1,000 adults were interviewed; 706 identified themselves as being familiar with the strike and were asked these questions. Full results and crosstabs here . And don't forget: LOS ANGELES, Nov. 27 (UPI) --  A Variety poll indicated nearly two-thirds of the trade paper's readers said they support the  Writers Guild of America , which has been on strike since Nov. 5.  The new survey, which polled 999 subscribers to Variety, found that 61 percent of all respondents said they felt the WGA walkout was necessary. Among those survey voters the publication described as "creatives," 79 percent backed the writers, said a statement posted on the WGA Web site. The poll was conducted Nov. 16-21 for Variety by Frank N. Magid Associates. The survey followed two polls conducted by  Pepperdin

When He's 64...

I assume he'll know the rest of the words to the song.  And what "chop" means.

Interviewed on NPR

NPR keeps coming up to me while I'm on the picket line and asking if they can "talk to me." Then they go and put things I say on the radio.  First they wanted jokes about writers...  which we mostly couldn't think of. Weeks later they wanted to know if we thought the various YouTube videos were working. I think they are.  And I said so.