The Modern Curmudgeon

There are places that I will not go

Things I prefer not to know

So despite all the drama

I won't watch Obama

'Cause I can't stomach the Tonight Show

"I'm going to work" he explained The shirt he'd put on that day "Well you look to me Quite like a worker bee" "Actually, Dad, he said, "worker A."

Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?

To ashes, and once more to dust We consecrate you, here entrust You to unending sea And to eternity Swallow hard. Soldier on. As we must.

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