I think, "Oh God, she's dying for sure."
And then in runs my son
Screams, "I called 911!"
Which turns out to be premature.
As my Mother, it seems, is just fine
And just needs a moment of time.
We never did teach
Our son to first check for a line.
So the lesson here? Make sure that you
Teach your four year-old that you have to
1. Pick up the phone.
2. Get a dial tone.
Or 911's pretty much moot.