TMI, 11/13/09
When visiting your parents you
Do some things you'd rather not do
Like make up your bed
With the thought in your head
"These are sheets on which they used to screw."
A/B, See? 11/20/09
"I'm going to work" he explained The shirt he'd put on that day "Well you look to me Quite like a worker bee" "Actually, Dad, he said, "worker A."
Comments
Seriously, am I allowed to be grossed out by this? Because that has honestly NOT occurred to me until you just said it. Blech. :)
(The smiley helps, right?)
PS: This really needs to be in a book. It's so kinda/sorta Sedaris.