The Modern Curmudgeon

Make sure that you sunscreen the whole

Of your back, at the beach or else you'll

End up looking like me,

Sort of red and white streaked

Like a magically live barber pole.

"I'm going to work" he explained The shirt he'd put on that day "Well you look to me Quite like a worker bee" "Actually, Dad, he said, "worker A."

Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?

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