The Modern Curmudgeon

Happy birthday to you, Maggie Sherman

You deserve it -- and so I'm determined

To make your bon anniversaire

Le meillure, ma chère

(Or die besten geburtstag, in German).

"I'm going to work" he explained The shirt he'd put on that day "Well you look to me Quite like a worker bee" "Actually, Dad, he said, "worker A."

Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?

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