Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jon . . . Imagine Your Poem Featured On A Page By Itself In A Beautiful Coffee-Table Edition! 2/4/09

"Congratulations!" They say
"Your poem is top notch, grade A!
And here, take a look
It's in this fine book
How'd you like buy one today?"

But I think this might be a ruse
'Cause if I had a poem to choose
It wouldn't be mine
(Not that it isn't fine)
I'll include it for you to peruse:

"I've come up with a groundbreaking thesis
That could prove more important than Jesus
It's... wait, on second thought
Perhaps maybe it's not.
Damn. I hope nobody reads this."

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