"Congratulations!" They say
"Your poem is top notch, grade A!
And here, take a look
It's in this fine book
How'd you like buy one today?"
But I think this might be a ruse
'Cause if I had a poem to choose
It wouldn't be mine
(Not that it isn't fine)
I'll include it for you to peruse:
"I've come up with a groundbreaking thesis
That could prove more important than Jesus
It's... wait, on second thought
Perhaps maybe it's not.
Damn. I hope nobody reads this."