He's not wrong, 3/29/09

Some children like music or art
Still others trend more towards Descartes
But mine has eschewed
Those for something more rude:
"Daddy, I was born to fart."

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Unknown said…
Of all my friends, you are the only one that would think of rhyming "fart" with "Descartes". Love it!

I read this to my 8-year old and he laughed all the way to the bus stop this morning. He was saying the last line of the limerick to his friend as they got on the bus!

He thinks you're a pretty cool guy because I recently told him about how one of your D&D characters was named "Wot" so that Wot could answer the question "What is your name?" with "Yes." :-)
March 30, 2009 at 8:41 AM
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