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Eve of destruction, 12/8/09 December 08, 2009 Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun? Read more
Farewell. 12/18/10 December 18, 2010 To ashes, and once more to dust We consecrate you, here entrust You to unending sea And to eternity Swallow hard. Soldier on. As we must. Read more
Roy G. Biv, 12/7/09 December 07, 2009 In the night, the rain comes, the winds blow Inundating the earth down below But soon, sun ascends And slowly it ends As across the sky spreads the rainbow. Read more
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