TMI, 11/13/09
When visiting your parents you
Do some things you'd rather not do
Like make up your bed
With the thought in your head
"These are sheets on which they used to screw."
Eve of destruction, 12/8/09
Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?
Comments
Seriously, am I allowed to be grossed out by this? Because that has honestly NOT occurred to me until you just said it. Blech. :)
(The smiley helps, right?)
PS: This really needs to be in a book. It's so kinda/sorta Sedaris.