Too Much Information, 12/19/08
Maybe I've lost more weight than I thought
'Cause today when I sat on the pot
It was one of those johns
That'll flush once you're gone
But I was there and it just wouldn't stop.
Eve of destruction, 12/8/09
Tomorrow I turn 41. What to do once these limericks are done? Will my idle hands seek Out some evil unspeak- able once this new freedom's begun?
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